This is Salma's house, and you are a guest.
She is a black cat. She sleeps on a yellow blanket. She has, through no effort of her own, become the mascot of the most unnecessarily nested hostname on this entire server.
There are two games below where you play as Salma and beat up a wet cat. That is genuinely the whole point of this website.
Two games, one rivalry
You are Salma, dry and dignified. Your opponent is Soggy Cat, who is in a bathtub and furious about it. Pick your battlefield.
Soggy Pong
Classic paddle tennis, except both paddles are cats. Move Salma with your mouse, finger, or arrow keys and slam the ball past a wet animal. Three difficulty levels, first to 7 wins.
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Tic Tac Toe
Salma is the noughts, Soggy is the crosses, nobody drew an X or an O. Includes an unbeatable mode where Soggy plays perfect minimax and you simply suffer.
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Seven labels, zero regrets
Somebody pointed a DNS record at this box and then kept typing. Here is the result, in full:
meow.meow.meow.meow.me.ow.meow.lamps-dev.dev
Fun infrastructure detail: this many labels deep, Cloudflare's Universal SSL no longer covers you, because it only signs one level of subdomain. So this host carries its own Let's Encrypt certificate and sits on grey cloud. The cat does not care about any of this.
The rest of the site
Placeholder
The cooler alternative to that beige "Welcome to nginx on Debian" page nobody has ever been happy to see.
Privacy Policy
What Lamp Studios collects, why, who touches it, and how to make it go away. Copied verbatim from lamps-dev.dev.
Terms of Service
The rules, the disclaimers, and an honest admission that nothing here is guaranteed to stay online.